Q: What is this?
A: A book.
Q: You already wrote a book.
A: Correct.
Q: Is this the same as that other book?
A: No. This is a completely different book.
Q: Is this book as heavy as the other book?
A: It is significantly heavier.
I assumed we had pretty much maxed out, but that turned out to be false. I have not tested this, but I would guess this book is approximately 1.7 times heavier than the other one, which, if you will recall, was unbelievably heavy.
Q: Are there fewer drawings than there were in the other book?
A: Not at all. In fact, there are more drawings in this book than there were in the first one.
Q: Are the drawings really tiny or something?
A: Nope. There are just more of them. And some of them are of better quality.
Q: So this is a different book?
A: Yes. It is a different book. All of it is different.
I mean, some of the individual words are the same, but that's normal for a book.
Q: So this is different from the other book in every possible way?
A: No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying the content is new. It has not been published anywhere before this. But the general style is similar. Some words, then some drawings, then more words, then more drawings, etc.
Q: When will it happen?
A: September 22nd.
Q: How many pages does it have?
A: 518.
Q: And there's stuff on all of them?
A: Yes, except the first one and the last one. I promise I'm not trying to pretend there are more pages than there are.
Q: But you said the first one and the last one don't have any stuff on them...
A: That's normal. Almost all books are like that. I don't think the blank ones are included in the page count. They're just free bonus pages that you can do whatever you want with.
Q: How many pages would the book have had if we lived in an ideal world where anything was possible?
A: Eight thousand. But we don't live in an ideal world where anything is possible.
Q: Should we still believe in our dreams?
A: I don't see why not. Some things aren't possible, but others are. It depends on the thing.
Q: Did you write the book?
A: Yes.
